30 Rock (TV Series)

The Source Awards (2007)

Alec Baldwin: Jack Donaghy

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• Jack Donaghy : Tracy, good news. I think I solved your problem with Ridikolus.

  Tracy Jordan : For real, Jack?

  Jack Donaghy : All you have to do is agree to host the Source Awards on Saturday.

  Tracy Jordan : The Source Awards? No no no no no!

  Jack Donaghy : What's the problem?

  Tracy Jordan : Death sentence number two. Shooting people at the Source Awards is a tradition. It's like Christmas. Or shooting people outside of Hot 97.

• Ridikolous : You gotta be kidding me, Donaghy! First, Mr. Furley here disrespects me, and then she shoots my business manager?

  Steven Black : I got blood on my tote!

  Ridikolous : He's got blood on his tote. You're making a mockery of the Source Awards. Wait till I tell Tupac about this.

  Jack Donaghy : [shocked silence]  I didn't hear anything.

  Ridikolous : Good.

• Jack Donaghy : Cristal has since been boycotted in the rap community, creating a vacuum which could be filled by Donaghy Estates sparking wine, which, according to this lab report, 'contains no lead and is not fatal, uh, if swallowed.'

• Jack Donaghy : Tracy, if it will make you feel any more comfortable, I'd be happy to loan you a handgun.

  Liz Lemon : What?

  Jack Donaghy : Oh, Mother, I forgot you were there.