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. . . the Evil Bullfighter "El Diablo" (obviously a double oxymoron) begins using "Popeye's" main squeeze--the not-so-bright "Olive"--as his make-shift cape, since she is wearing a red dress. (Fickle Olive has been drooling passion fruit juice and going totally Gaga over the brutal animal abuser this entire afternoon, so most right-thinking guys would simply kiss such a inconstant floozy goodbye, and move on to a more-rounded fish in the vast sea of romantic options.) However, Popeye being Popeye downs some green leafy vegetables from a projectile-vomiting can so that the scrawny tar can address El Diablo up-close-and-personal. However, if BULLFIGHTER BULLY were being tweaked and updated for 21st Century viewers, surely it would be better to show Popeye packing a plastic AR-15 military-style assault rifle fresh off his 3D printer, with which he could easily pick off the bovine torturer from the comfort of his arena seat (with none being the wiser). Invisible to metal detectors and quick to put together in the privacy of a men's room stall, this anonymous firearm (untraceable due to the absence of any serial number) could be left at the scene, with the chivalrous tar able to simply print out another similar weapon to have on hand the next time someone misused his girl. Such an improvement to BULLFIGHTER BULLY (and the other 219 episodes in this series) would solve the frequent "goof" of the puny Popeye implausibly being able to open a can of vegetables with his bare hands BEFORE consuming performance-enhancing leafy green stuff. Therefore, in honor of BULLFIGHTER BULLY, please support your local chapter of BANGS (Broke Americans Need Gun Stamps).