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Quotes
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Liz Lemon : [gasping at Dr. Spaceman covered in blood] Ah!
Dr. Leo Spaceman : What? This? No, no. I was at a costume party earlier this evening, and the hostess's dog attacked me so... I had to stab it.
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Liz Lemon : All right, I'll go. But I want a lobster!
Jack Donaghy : Okay.
Liz Lemon : I want two lobsters! Totaling five pounds of lobster meat!
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Colleen : Well, well, well, well, well. Ha ha, this must be the one. Phoebe! Welcome!
Jack Donaghy : No, no, no.
Liz Lemon : No. I...
Jack Donaghy : Welcome, welcome, welcome!
Jack Donaghy : Mother, mother, this is not Phoebe.
Liz Lemon : No, no.
Colleen : This is not Phoebe? Well, why the hell not? I mean, she's perfect. Character, she's got strength of character. And I'll tell you something else. She's got a good, solid, baby bucket. You are a sassy old broad, aren't you?
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Liz Lemon : [to Kenneth] I will cut you open like a Tauntaun.