WandaVision (TV Mini Series)
On a Very Special Episode... (2021)
Paul Bettany: Vision
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Quotes
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Wanda Maximoff : All of this is for us. So let me handle it.
Vision : [angered] What is outside of Westview?
Wanda Maximoff : You don't wanna know, I promise you.
Vision : YOU DON'T GET TO MAKE THAT CHOICE FOR ME, WANDA!
Wanda Maximoff : [distressed] You've never talked to me like this before!
Vision : Before what? BEFORE WHAT? I don't remember my life before Westview, I don't know who I am! I'm scared!
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Wanda Maximoff : Vision... Listen, can we just...
Vision : What? Watch TV? Turn in for the night so that you can change everything over again? No, Wanda. You can't control me the way you do them!
Wanda Maximoff : Can't I?
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Vision : I spoke with Norm.
Wanda Maximoff : Oh?
Vision : I unearthed the man's suppressed personality and I spoke to him free of your oversight. He was in pain, Wanda.
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Wanda Maximoff : [the twins won't stop crying] What are we doing wrong?
Vision : Oh, don't worry, dear. We'll figure it out. Perhaps we all need more time to get to know one another.
Wanda Maximoff : Maybe. Or maybe we just need some help.
Vision : [the doorbell rings] Oh!
Agnes : [entering] Hiya, kids!
Wanda Maximoff : Oh, Agnes!
Vision : [hiding his face so he can transform] Agnes, I was just fluffing this pillow. With my face.
Agnes : Oh, I was just on my way to Jazzercise when I heard your little bundles of joy were on a sleep strike.
Vision : Oh? Who told you that?
Agnes : Uh, my ears.
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Vision : What is the Maximoff Anomaly?
Wanda Maximoff : The what?
Vision : I have to believe that this, whatever this is, was subconscious at first and that you only recently became aware of it.
Wanda Maximoff : Aware of what?
Vision : Norm has a family, Wanda! He has a family and he can't reach them because you won't let him reach them!
Wanda Maximoff : I don't know what you're talking about!
Vision : Stop lying to me!
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Wanda Maximoff : Sweet, sweet Tommy, don't you wanna sleep? Mommy wants to sleep. If you go to sleep, I promise you will be my favorite twin.
Vision : Oh, come on, now, darling. You know we love them both equally.
Wanda Maximoff : Well, don't tell him that. No luck with Billy?
Vision : Tried reading to him, but for some reason, Charles Darwin's "The Descent of Man" made him cry even harder.
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Vision : Wanda, why are there no other children in Westview?
Wanda Maximoff : Oh, god! There are! Just stop it!
Vision : No, no. The playground stands empty every morning I walk to work. Why? Tell me, why?
Wanda Maximoff : Do you really think that I am controlling everything? That I am somehow in charge of everybody in Westview? I'm walking their dogs, mowing their lawns, getting them to dentist appointments on time? I mean, I... I don't know how any of this started in the first place.
Vision : Wanda, what you're doing here, it's wrong.
Wanda Maximoff : I...
Vision : It is wrong.
Wanda Maximoff : [the doorbell rings] I didn't do that. I...
[seeing his look]
Wanda Maximoff : You don't believe me.
Vision : Wanda, I want to, but at this point, I'm ignoring statistics entirely.
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Agnes : I didn't wanna come until I'd wrapped him up.
Wanda Maximoff : What happened to him?
Agnes : Found him in my azalea bushes. Don't know how many leaves he ate. I didn't find him until it was too late. Oh... Tommy, Billy, I'm so sorry.
Wanda Maximoff : Wait. Don't. Don't.
Tommy Maximoff : Don't what?
Wanda Maximoff : Don't age yourselves up. The urge to run from this feeling is powerful. I know.
Billy Maximoff : It's too sad.
Tommy Maximoff : You can fix anything, mom. Fix the dead.
Wanda Maximoff : What? No.
Agnes : You can do that?
Wanda Maximoff : I am trying to tell you that there are rules in life, okay? We can't rush aging just because it's convenient. And we can't reverse death. No matter how sad it makes us. Okay? Some things are forever.
Billy Maximoff : You said family is forever.
Tommy Maximoff : He is family. Bring him back, mom.
Vision : Bring who back?
[realizing Sparky died, he hugs the boys]
Vision : Oh, boys. Come here.
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Wanda Maximoff : Boys, your father and I don't think you're ready to properly care for an animal until you're at least...
Vision : [fake coughing to prompt her] Ten. Ten.
Wanda Maximoff : Ten years old.
Vision : [seeing the boys share a glance] Wait, now hang on there a minute...
Wanda Maximoff : Wait, no, no, no.
[the boys age themselves up]
Wanda Maximoff : No, no, no!
Vision : ...you young whippersnappers.
Agnes : Let's just hope this dog stays the same size.
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Vision : [after noticing Agnes break character] What was that about?
Wanda Maximoff : What was what?
Vision : What was what? Th-that, with Agnes just now.
Wanda Maximoff : Well, I think she just got confused for a moment. She seems fine now. But what she said, the way she looked at you...
Wanda Maximoff : How did she look at me?
Vision : Well, I don't... oh.
Agnes : [with a perfume spray bottle] Lavender. It's supposed to have a calming effect. Ralph sprays it on me every night. But there's no taming this tiger.
[shaking her buns]
Agnes : What?
Vision : It's so strange.
Wanda Maximoff : Oh, that's not fair. It's not Anges' fault that she has an unusually high libido.
Vision : Wanda? Did you really not see what I saw?
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Vision : Morning, wife. Morning, boys.
[seeing the stray dog Wanda's holding]
Vision : Good morning, unfamiliar wet animal. Who's this?
Wanda Maximoff : We're not quite sure, actually. Why so formal, honey?
Vision : Oh, it's just a precaution, really. I had a hunch someone might pop over.
Agnes : [entering with a doghouse] Hi, kiddos.
Vision : With exactly the item we require.
Agnes : My kitchen window told me someone got a new pooch. Did you name him yet?
Billy (5 Years Old) : [watching the dog sniff around on the floor] How about Sniffy?
Agnes : Oh!
[as the dog sniffs an electrical outlet, it sparks]
Agnes : How about Sparky?
Wanda Maximoff : Well, should we make it official?
Vision : [she conjures a dog collar while Agnes isn't looking] Wanda.
Wanda Maximoff : Hmm?
Vision : Agnes was right there!
Wanda Maximoff : Well, she didn't notice. She didn't even notice when the boys went from babies to five-year-olds.
Vision : That's not what we agreed upon. You made no effort to conceal your abilities.
Wanda Maximoff : Well, I'm tired of hiding, Vis. And maybe you don't have to, either.
Vision : Wanda, we are usually so much of the same mind. But right now... what aren't you telling me?
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Norm : Please help me. What day is it? How long has it been? Where's my phone? I have to call my sister.
Vision : Norm.
Norm : She's taking care of our dad, he's sick. Where is my phone?
Vision : Calm yourself, Norm. I can't understand what you're trying to tell me.
Norm : You have to stop her.
Vision : Stop who?
Norm : She's in my head. None of it is my own. It hurts. It hurts so much. Just make her stop. Just make her stop!
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Norm : So you're telling me this is a typewriter, a Rolodex, and a calendar all in one? What else can it do? Find me a wife?
Vision : Eventually, yes.
Norm : It's a hell of a thing watching you work with these computers, Vision. It's like you speak their language.
Vision : What do you think, Norm? Should we surf the Internet?
Norm : Cowabunga, dude.
[connecting]
Norm : Oh, hey, look, we got electronic mail already.
Vision : It's called an e-mail, Norm.
[Norm rummages in his desk drawer]
Vision : What are you looking for?
Norm : Letter opener.
Vision : Ah, we don't need that. We're already cutting-edge.
Norm : [opening the e-mail, in monotone with everyone except Vision] "S.W.O.R.D. top-secret communique. Authenticate. Doctor Darcy Lewis' findings regarding Maximoff's anomaly. High levels of radiation present at perimeter. Effect on Westview residents unknown. Please advise."
[laughter]
Norm : Well, come on, pal. What are we gonna write back? You're the office funny guy.
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Vision : How are the boys?
Wanda Maximoff : A little heartbroken, but they'll be all right.
Vision : Well, it's not often you get a dog and bury them the same day.
Wanda Maximoff : Well, life moves pretty fast out in the suburbs.
