Two and a Half Men (TV Series)

Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous (2007)

Conchata Ferrell: Berta

Quotes 

• Berta : Alright! Don't get your panties in a bunch!

  Charlie Harper : What the hell's that supposed to mean?

  Berta : It means, don't get so agitated that your undergarments become entangled within your crack.

• Charlie Harper : Berta, how long have you been working for me?

  Berta : Define working.

• Berta : The world is a much happier place once you figure out whether you're the pin or the cushion.