Freelancers (TV Series)

Video Production Company (2019)

Whitney Call: Zona

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Quotes 

• Arizona 'Zona' Goodwin : Are you wearing that to the shoot?

  Devin : You like? The top and bottom, match!

  Arizona 'Zona' Goodwin : You look like fat Scott Calvin from "The Santa Clause."

  Devin : That's what I was going for!

• Devin : [holding out a bread bag soaked with milk]  Wet milk bread?

  Arizona 'Zona' Goodwin : I'm good.

  Devin : [shrugs]  More for me.

• Devin : This is honestly the most boring job we've ever done, including that office safety demonstration we filmed.

  Arizona 'Zona' Goodwin : That's what we're doing right now.

  Devin : We're still doing it?

• Joan : Did you see the gift basket we left you?

  Arizona 'Zona' Goodwin : I was too busy setting it on fire.

  Joan : So you did see it?

  Arizona 'Zona' Goodwin : I... closed my eyes.

  Joan : You were handling fire with your eyes closed?

• Ryan : Don't worry, Zona. Things always go wrong for us, then somehow people keep paying us. Not enough - I don't have enough money for my heart medication - but I do have hope! Except when I'm afraid, which is always, so I never have hope. Why would I? Things are bad. It is a hopeless netherscape out there, and we but wary travelers. And here's the thing! It's okay, because we all die one day!

  Arizona 'Zona' Goodwin : Was that a pep talk?

  Owen Darby : You have a heart condition?

  Ryan : I wouldn't know. I haven't been to a doctor in years.

• Vanessa : Out of curiosity, what exactly did I just watch?

  Arizona 'Zona' Goodwin : Our pitch video.

  Vanessa : That video didn't even have the name of your company.

  Arizona 'Zona' Goodwin : Yeah, it did.

  Micah : It's Video Production Company.

  Arizona 'Zona' Goodwin : Video Production Company.

  Devin : Video Production Company.

  Vanessa : Your video production company is called... Video Production Company?

  Devin : I don't like your tone. What do you call that? It's just a stapler. It doesn't need a fancy name.

  Vanessa : This is a computer mouse. Aren't you an editor?

• Arizona 'Zona' Goodwin : Why were you asleep?

  Micah : Ask Ryan.

  Ryan : I woke up at 4 AM and couldn't fall back to sleep.

  Micah : Yeah, so he decided to do all the loudest stuff known to man.

  Ryan : [in a flashback]  Well, these rock-hard plantains aren't going to eat themselves.

  Ryan : [in a flashback]  Time to fold this old tissue paper.

  Ryan : [in a flashback]  Now that they're folded, time to unfold them!

  [muffled screaming from Micah] 

  Ryan : [in a flashback]  Oh, man, is there a hole in my maraca blanket?

  Micah : Was the verbal commentary necessary?

• Arizona 'Zona' Goodwin : I'm running a video production company now.

  Joan : Oh, that's right! Didn't you make a commercial for that janitor school? A commercial that sucked?

• Arizona 'Zona' Goodwin : Would you like to hire us for your next ad or not?

  Vanessa : No. I thought that would have been clear.

  Micah : Well, joke's on you. Very few things are clear to us!

  [Micah, Devin, Ryan, and Owen start high-fiving] 

  Arizona 'Zona' Goodwin : Wait, no! Do not high-five! Do not high-five!

• Joan : And I can give you the Krispy Gold Card - unlimited doughnuts and liposuction for life.

  Arizona 'Zona' Goodwin : [with Devin]  No consequences...

• Arizona 'Zona' Goodwin : I don't need fluids to make life-altering decisions!

• Devin : [scoffs]  What does she know? Did you see what she was wearing?

  Arizona 'Zona' Goodwin : Yeah, it's pretty cool.

  Devin : Yeah.

• Arizona 'Zona' Goodwin : Devin and I donated plasma. Eight times each.

  Micah : They let you do that?

  Arizona 'Zona' Goodwin : We were in disguise.

  Frank Butts : I don't care how sweaty you are. It's still not enough.

  Ryan : Where's Devin?

  Arizona 'Zona' Goodwin : [delirious]  Devin's not here? Maybe she never was. You made her up, Zona. Yeah, you did.

  [pause] 

  Frank Butts : She should sit down.

• Joan : We'll give you $50,000 a year.

  Arizona 'Zona' Goodwin : What?

  Joan : Fine, $60,000!

  Arizona 'Zona' Goodwin : What?

  Joan : $70,000?

  Devin : Keep saying 'what'!

• Arizona 'Zona' Goodwin : Why can't you guys have normal neighbors?

  Micah : Hey, he's actually pretty harmless. He just wants to be our friend to an extremely uncomfortable degree.

  Mr. Gandolfini : [pops up in the window]  Are we not friends?

  Micah : Get out of here, you old crow!

• Devin : Zona, I sold our apartment lease and all of our furniture to a man in a van.

  Arizona 'Zona' Goodwin : What? Where are we gonna live?

  Devin : Van Man traded me for this!

  [holds up a foldable tent in a bag] 

  Arizona 'Zona' Goodwin : Please tell me there's a two-bedroom house in that bag.

  Devin : Better! It's an old tent with a dark past. Take that, Butts!

  Owen Darby : Wait, Van Man traded you for it? So you didn't get any money at all?

  Devin : Oh, wow. Plasma's a lot more important to brain function than I realized.

• Arizona 'Zona' Goodwin : Joan, how do you always know where I am?

  Joan : Your tweets are extremely specific.

• Joan : Don't you miss the crowds chanting your name?

  Arizona 'Zona' Goodwin : I was great. I played stadiums.

  Joan : And now you're digging through a dumpster for food.

  Devin : Hey! Our food dumpster's three blocks down, lady! Get your dumpsters straight! We're digging in this one for money, because we stabbed a guy. Heh.

• Ryan : How are we gonna find $4,000 in six hours? We're broke poor!

  Arizona 'Zona' Goodwin : You don't have to say both. They mean the same thing.

• Devin : Did you mean to sign the wrong name?

  Arizona 'Zona' Goodwin : No, I think I have brain damage.

  Devin : Yeah, I think I dark tip.