Freelancers (TV Series)
Video Production Company (2019)
Matthew Meese: Ryan
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Quotes
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Ryan : Oh, pandas, you've done it again.
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Owen Darby : Ryan, doesn't your mom sell insurance?
Ryan : It's my grandma, and she does not.
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Ryan : Don't worry, Zona. Things always go wrong for us, then somehow people keep paying us. Not enough - I don't have enough money for my heart medication - but I do have hope! Except when I'm afraid, which is always, so I never have hope. Why would I? Things are bad. It is a hopeless netherscape out there, and we but wary travelers. And here's the thing! It's okay, because we all die one day!
Arizona 'Zona' Goodwin : Was that a pep talk?
Owen Darby : You have a heart condition?
Ryan : I wouldn't know. I haven't been to a doctor in years.
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Arizona 'Zona' Goodwin : Why were you asleep?
Micah : Ask Ryan.
Ryan : I woke up at 4 AM and couldn't fall back to sleep.
Micah : Yeah, so he decided to do all the loudest stuff known to man.
Ryan : [in a flashback] Well, these rock-hard plantains aren't going to eat themselves.
Ryan : [in a flashback] Time to fold this old tissue paper.
Ryan : [in a flashback] Now that they're folded, time to unfold them!
[muffled screaming from Micah]
Ryan : [in a flashback] Oh, man, is there a hole in my maraca blanket?
Micah : Was the verbal commentary necessary?
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Owen Darby : All right, we've got $400 out of $4,000.
Ryan : [singing to the tune of "Livin' on a Prayer"] Oh, we're halfway there, ooh, math is not my strong suit.
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Arizona 'Zona' Goodwin : Devin and I donated plasma. Eight times each.
Micah : They let you do that?
Arizona 'Zona' Goodwin : We were in disguise.
Frank Butts : I don't care how sweaty you are. It's still not enough.
Ryan : Where's Devin?
Arizona 'Zona' Goodwin : [delirious] Devin's not here? Maybe she never was. You made her up, Zona. Yeah, you did.
[pause]
Frank Butts : She should sit down.
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Micah : We can't do anything without Zona!
Ryan : Yeah! Last week, I got my belt loop hooked on a coat rack, and she got me down.
Devin : She's our producer.
Owen Darby : Yeah. My visionary directing would be nothing without her grunt moose work.
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Ryan : I made $300!
Owen Darby : Good glory!
Micah : Ryan, your hands!
Ryan : They're cool, right? I rubbed the fingerprints off!
Micah : Oh, now you're a man of mystery!
[Micah and Ryan high-five, then Ryan screams]
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Ryan : How are we gonna find $4,000 in six hours? We're broke poor!
Arizona 'Zona' Goodwin : You don't have to say both. They mean the same thing.
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Owen Darby : We have to peddle our wares. Who has wares?
Micah : Owen, you know we don't have any wares! We live in a ramshackle shanty house!
Ryan : Shanty house slash office!