Freelancers (TV Series)
Video Production Company (2019)
Mallory Everton: Devin
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Quotes
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Arizona 'Zona' Goodwin : Are you wearing that to the shoot?
Devin : You like? The top and bottom, match!
Arizona 'Zona' Goodwin : You look like fat Scott Calvin from "The Santa Clause."
Devin : That's what I was going for!
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Devin : [holding out a bread bag soaked with milk] Wet milk bread?
Arizona 'Zona' Goodwin : I'm good.
Devin : [shrugs] More for me.
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Devin : This is honestly the most boring job we've ever done, including that office safety demonstration we filmed.
Arizona 'Zona' Goodwin : That's what we're doing right now.
Devin : We're still doing it?
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Vanessa : Out of curiosity, what exactly did I just watch?
Arizona 'Zona' Goodwin : Our pitch video.
Vanessa : That video didn't even have the name of your company.
Arizona 'Zona' Goodwin : Yeah, it did.
Micah : It's Video Production Company.
Arizona 'Zona' Goodwin : Video Production Company.
Devin : Video Production Company.
Vanessa : Your video production company is called... Video Production Company?
Devin : I don't like your tone. What do you call that? It's just a stapler. It doesn't need a fancy name.
Vanessa : This is a computer mouse. Aren't you an editor?
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Devin : [scoffs] What does she know? Did you see what she was wearing?
Arizona 'Zona' Goodwin : Yeah, it's pretty cool.
Devin : Yeah.
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Joan : We'll give you $50,000 a year.
Arizona 'Zona' Goodwin : What?
Joan : Fine, $60,000!
Arizona 'Zona' Goodwin : What?
Joan : $70,000?
Devin : Keep saying 'what'!
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Micah : We can't do anything without Zona!
Ryan : Yeah! Last week, I got my belt loop hooked on a coat rack, and she got me down.
Devin : She's our producer.
Owen Darby : Yeah. My visionary directing would be nothing without her grunt moose work.
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Devin : Zona, I sold our apartment lease and all of our furniture to a man in a van.
Arizona 'Zona' Goodwin : What? Where are we gonna live?
Devin : Van Man traded me for this!
[holds up a foldable tent in a bag]
Arizona 'Zona' Goodwin : Please tell me there's a two-bedroom house in that bag.
Devin : Better! It's an old tent with a dark past. Take that, Butts!
Owen Darby : Wait, Van Man traded you for it? So you didn't get any money at all?
Devin : Oh, wow. Plasma's a lot more important to brain function than I realized.
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Joan : Don't you miss the crowds chanting your name?
Arizona 'Zona' Goodwin : I was great. I played stadiums.
Joan : And now you're digging through a dumpster for food.
Devin : Hey! Our food dumpster's three blocks down, lady! Get your dumpsters straight! We're digging in this one for money, because we stabbed a guy. Heh.
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Devin : Did you mean to sign the wrong name?
Arizona 'Zona' Goodwin : No, I think I have brain damage.
Devin : Yeah, I think I dark tip.