Freelancers (TV Series)
Video Production Company (2019)
Stacey Harkey: Micah
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Quotes
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Vanessa : Out of curiosity, what exactly did I just watch?
Arizona 'Zona' Goodwin : Our pitch video.
Vanessa : That video didn't even have the name of your company.
Arizona 'Zona' Goodwin : Yeah, it did.
Micah : It's Video Production Company.
Arizona 'Zona' Goodwin : Video Production Company.
Devin : Video Production Company.
Vanessa : Your video production company is called... Video Production Company?
Devin : I don't like your tone. What do you call that? It's just a stapler. It doesn't need a fancy name.
Vanessa : This is a computer mouse. Aren't you an editor?
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Arizona 'Zona' Goodwin : Why were you asleep?
Micah : Ask Ryan.
Ryan : I woke up at 4 AM and couldn't fall back to sleep.
Micah : Yeah, so he decided to do all the loudest stuff known to man.
Ryan : [in a flashback] Well, these rock-hard plantains aren't going to eat themselves.
Ryan : [in a flashback] Time to fold this old tissue paper.
Ryan : [in a flashback] Now that they're folded, time to unfold them!
[muffled screaming from Micah]
Ryan : [in a flashback] Oh, man, is there a hole in my maraca blanket?
Micah : Was the verbal commentary necessary?
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Arizona 'Zona' Goodwin : Would you like to hire us for your next ad or not?
Vanessa : No. I thought that would have been clear.
Micah : Well, joke's on you. Very few things are clear to us!
[Micah, Devin, Ryan, and Owen start high-fiving]
Arizona 'Zona' Goodwin : Wait, no! Do not high-five! Do not high-five!
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Micah : Sometimes I keep my money in the couch cushions 'cause it's the safest place.
Owen Darby : It's literally not.
Micah : I don't trust the banker man, Owen.
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Owen Darby : A pretty girl paid me to be in a medical study!
Micah : What did she have you do?
Owen Darby : Check it out!
[pulls up his shirt to show rows of red welts]
Micah : Oh, I can feel the heat from over here!
Owen Darby : I am very allergic to whatever she did to me.
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Arizona 'Zona' Goodwin : Devin and I donated plasma. Eight times each.
Micah : They let you do that?
Arizona 'Zona' Goodwin : We were in disguise.
Frank Butts : I don't care how sweaty you are. It's still not enough.
Ryan : Where's Devin?
Arizona 'Zona' Goodwin : [delirious] Devin's not here? Maybe she never was. You made her up, Zona. Yeah, you did.
[pause]
Frank Butts : She should sit down.
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Micah : We can't do anything without Zona!
Ryan : Yeah! Last week, I got my belt loop hooked on a coat rack, and she got me down.
Devin : She's our producer.
Owen Darby : Yeah. My visionary directing would be nothing without her grunt moose work.
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Arizona 'Zona' Goodwin : Why can't you guys have normal neighbors?
Micah : Hey, he's actually pretty harmless. He just wants to be our friend to an extremely uncomfortable degree.
Mr. Gandolfini : [pops up in the window] Are we not friends?
Micah : Get out of here, you old crow!
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Ryan : I made $300!
Owen Darby : Good glory!
Micah : Ryan, your hands!
Ryan : They're cool, right? I rubbed the fingerprints off!
Micah : Oh, now you're a man of mystery!
[Micah and Ryan high-five, then Ryan screams]
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Owen Darby : We have to peddle our wares. Who has wares?
Micah : Owen, you know we don't have any wares! We live in a ramshackle shanty house!
Ryan : Shanty house slash office!