Freelancers (TV Series)

Video Production Company (2019)

Stephen Meek: Owen

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Quotes 

• Owen Darby : Ryan, doesn't your mom sell insurance?

  Ryan : It's my grandma, and she does not.

• Ryan : Don't worry, Zona. Things always go wrong for us, then somehow people keep paying us. Not enough - I don't have enough money for my heart medication - but I do have hope! Except when I'm afraid, which is always, so I never have hope. Why would I? Things are bad. It is a hopeless netherscape out there, and we but wary travelers. And here's the thing! It's okay, because we all die one day!

  Arizona 'Zona' Goodwin : Was that a pep talk?

  Owen Darby : You have a heart condition?

  Ryan : I wouldn't know. I haven't been to a doctor in years.

• Micah : Sometimes I keep my money in the couch cushions 'cause it's the safest place.

  Owen Darby : It's literally not.

  Micah : I don't trust the banker man, Owen.

• Owen Darby : A pretty girl paid me to be in a medical study!

  Micah : What did she have you do?

  Owen Darby : Check it out!

  [pulls up his shirt to show rows of red welts] 

  Micah : Oh, I can feel the heat from over here!

  Owen Darby : I am very allergic to whatever she did to me.

• Owen Darby : All right, we've got $400 out of $4,000.

  Ryan : [singing to the tune of "Livin' on a Prayer"]  Oh, we're halfway there, ooh, math is not my strong suit.

• Micah : We can't do anything without Zona!

  Ryan : Yeah! Last week, I got my belt loop hooked on a coat rack, and she got me down.

  Devin : She's our producer.

  Owen Darby : Yeah. My visionary directing would be nothing without her grunt moose work.

• Ryan : I made $300!

  Owen Darby : Good glory!

  Micah : Ryan, your hands!

  Ryan : They're cool, right? I rubbed the fingerprints off!

  Micah : Oh, now you're a man of mystery!

  [Micah and Ryan high-five, then Ryan screams] 

• Devin : Zona, I sold our apartment lease and all of our furniture to a man in a van.

  Arizona 'Zona' Goodwin : What? Where are we gonna live?

  Devin : Van Man traded me for this!

  [holds up a foldable tent in a bag] 

  Arizona 'Zona' Goodwin : Please tell me there's a two-bedroom house in that bag.

  Devin : Better! It's an old tent with a dark past. Take that, Butts!

  Owen Darby : Wait, Van Man traded you for it? So you didn't get any money at all?

  Devin : Oh, wow. Plasma's a lot more important to brain function than I realized.

• Joan : All of us saw you sign this. I can still argue that it's legally binding.

  Owen Darby : Oh, really?

  [eats the contract] 

  Joan : No!

  Owen Darby : Why was that delicious?

  Joan : We deep-fry our stationery.

  Owen Darby : Oh, my.

• Owen Darby : We have to peddle our wares. Who has wares?

  Micah : Owen, you know we don't have any wares! We live in a ramshackle shanty house!

  Ryan : Shanty house slash office!

• Owen Darby : [leaps on an office desk]  Who wants to buy my pants? They're twelve years old, minimal holes. Two thousand dollars!

• Owen Darby : No one wanted to buy my pants.

  Joan : I'll buy your pants... except not. But I will buy you.

  Owen Darby : I'm not for sale. Who are you? How much money? Sold!