Everybody Hates Chris (TV Series)
Everybody Hates Minimum Wage (2007)
Chris Rock: Narrator
Quotes
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Narrator : Basically, minimum wage is the only guarantee people get paid in money. Your boss would pay you in Popsicle sticks if he could.
Boss : Great work.
[gives him a Popsicle stick]
Worker : A Popsicle stick? What do you take this thing for, man? I cannot work and live off no Popsicle sticks. The least you can do is give me the damn Popsicle.
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Narrator : By 1986, I'd been working at Doc's for three years. Outside of getting robbed four times, sick on the pickles three times and a double hernia, it was the single greatest job I ever had. And from time to time, a pretty girl might stroll in. In exchange for all my hard work, I got paid three dollars an hour.
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Narrator : At dinner, Drew looked sadder than 69-cent shoes.
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Chris : [to Greg about the girl he likes] Why don't you just go talk to her?
Greg Wuliger : I can't just go up to her and start talking.
Narrator : Works for pimps.
Chris : Yeah, you can.
Greg Wuliger : Okay, smarty-pants, Do... do I say "hi"? Do I say "hello"? Or maybe "hey"? Or even "hey, hi"? The possibilities are endless. We haven't even gotten to what I'll be wearing.
Narrator : I know what you'll be wearing. A look of frozen terror.
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Narrator : My new job wasn't just making me tired of working, it was making me tired of Greg.
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Narrator : My mother's career as a hair model was over faster than Pacman Jones' career as a citizen.