Mr. Matthews: What in the hell is going on here, huh? Teen Sex? Are you kids on crack? You are not putting a sex float in my Homecoming parade!
Emily: But Mr. Matthews, you don't understand...
Mr. Matthews: Don't you 'Mr. Matthews' me, young lady! This is a school-sanctioned event. You are not gonna have two kids bumpin' uglies on a float!
Nicole: Nobody said that there...
Mr. Matthews: No, no, there will be no girl-on-guy action. There will be no two-girls-and-a-guy action. There will be no two-guys-and-a-girl action. There will be no action AT ALL!
Justin: No, no, no, no, we weren't trying to do that. We were just trying to make a...
Mr. Matthews: You are gonna to have the same pointless float that you have every year. I don't care whether it rips, it rules, or it rocks. It DOESN'T go humpidy humpidy!