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Standard stuff with cutesy moniker
lor_29 July 2011
This short-lived porn series is known merely by virtue of a clever title. Clever enough to bamboozle (at least the first edition) X number of IMDb folk to pretend they actually watched & liked the thing. And of course, the usual tongue-in-cheek inane "review" attempting to amuse.

Reality is, of course, that porn is mainly marketing. Since homevideo was invented, more effort has been put into the packaging (beautiful still of an actress on box cover, often having little or nothing to do with the contents) than in the shooting.

While Sheila Marie is quite attractive and a solid performer, her lengthy vignette is presented with no prologue, no warm-up, just 100% sex, and is boring as a result.

By way of contrast, Daphne Rosen, one of my favorite 21st Century porn actresses, is the saving grace here. She has a vaguely amusing preamble, as she harangues a poor dude about getting rid of a duck in her pool, which she claims will spoil things for a party she's giving for the youngsters. Claiming "the duck is dirty" she yammers on, while the guy is rightly only interested in getting laid.

Like the other MILF actresses in the cast, Rosen is adept at anal sex, which is the raison d'etre for these videos. Besides Sheila and Daphne, the other girls are not very impressive, though Adrianna Nicole has been fitted with alluringly extreme fishnet "stockings" (they look more like a real fish net than hose).

The director, Jordan Septo, is singularly untalented, as I learned (to my regret) by perusing several of his recent "spoof" videos, notably the deadly dull GETTING IT UP WITH THE KARDASSIANS (not listed in IMDb) and the unimaginative pair of I'M DREAMING OF GENIE ripoffs.
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