The Angry Video Game Nerd (TV Series)

Life of Black Tiger with Gilbert Gottfried (PS4) (2019)

Gilbert Gottfried: Fred Fuchs

Quotes 

• Fred Fuchs : I'm not educated enough for the guy who talks about buffalo shit in his basement!

• Fred Fuchs : Who the fuck goes there? Answer me, tough guy! Or I'll blast a hole in you so big I could stick my cock in it! I mean, I don't wanna brag but..

• Fred Fuchs : You might wanna be a bit nicer about the game, considering the fact that I'm the one with the MOTHERFUCKING RIFLE!

• Fred Fuchs : I like to spread that gameplay experience as much as I can, so I can get the most out of the $10 that you saps pay for this shit.

• Fred Fuchs : I tried to make it true to life. You know, not everything in life is solved with conflict. Sometimes, you just gotta run like hell from your problems.

  The Angry Video Game Nerd : Words of wisdom from Fred Fucks.

• The Angry Video Game Nerd : What, were you fucking stoned when you wrote this?

  Fred Fuchs : [proudly]  Yes.

• Fred Fuchs : It's an artistic interpretation of jungle life, you uncultured swine. I'm a goddamn artist and THIS is my masterpiece! Obviously, too artsy-fartsy for your plebeian palette.

  The Angry Video Game Nerd : Aren't you doused in urine?

  Fred Fuchs : [proudly]  From head to toe.

• The Angry Video Game Nerd : Oh boy! It stinks!

  Fred Fuchs : It's tiger urine. I soaked my clothes in it. It keeps the other animals away

  The Angry Video Game Nerd : Couldn't you just spray it on the ground?

  Fred Fuchs : Okay, you got me. I like the smell and feel of tiger urine on my clothes. And it makes a great fabric softener. I make a lot of the stuff here.