Danny Webb: Johnny

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• [first lines] 

  Johnny : Good morning, Flatby! This is your DJ and estate agent, Johnny 'Wildman' Pearce, on Radio Free Flatby, seven eight four six FM inviting you to a free tour of our independent state where the property prices are a real steal for those who get in quick.

• Johnny : If we want to attract the rich investors we've got to have a stable society, which means if anyone steps out of line they must realize they're going to feel the firm but fair fist of the law smashing their teeth in.