The Bill Engvall Show (TV Series)
Snoop, Dog (2008)
Jennifer Lawrence: Lauren Pearson
Quotes
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Lauren Pearson : It's like dad says, Raffles will come out when he's hungry.
Bryan Pearson : Sure. Just leave Raffles just like you left me at school. Leaver.
Lauren Pearson : Ugh. Will you get over that?
Bryan Pearson : Do you know who hangs out at the parking lot at that hour? Big scary sixth graders who just got out of detention!
Trent Pearson : Yeah, I did time in sixth grade D. Those were the days.
Lauren Pearson : Okay Brian, I'm sorry I was late.
Bryan Pearson : Oh, were you late? I didn't notice. I was too busy hyperventilating into a paper bag.
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Lauren Pearson : [crawling under Faulkner's house to get Brian] Rainbows and butterflies. Rainbows and butterflies. Aaarghh, spiders approaching, spiders approaching, they're in my hair!
Bryan Pearson : All right, about another foot there's this giant spider web.
Lauren Pearson : AAAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHH!
Bryan Pearson : That would be the one.
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Lauren Pearson : [still under the house after getting Brian unstuck] Let's get out of here.
Bryan Pearson : It's ok, you don't have to hold my hand.
Lauren Pearson : I'm not holding your hand.
Lauren Pearson : [both quickly crawl out screaming, then Lauren sees Brian looking at his hands outside] What are you doing?
Bryan Pearson : Making sure I have all my fingers.