Graham Patrick Martin: Trent Pearson

Quotes 

• Trent Pearson : Okay, what's going on? Why were you guys following me?

  Susan Pearson : We just wanted to see if you were going to that party.

  Trent Pearson : But I told you I wasn't.

  Bill Pearson : But you told all your friends you were.

  Trent Pearson : How do you know that?

  Susan Pearson : We checked out your Facebook page.

  Trent Pearson : Wait, you were on my Facebook page? You had no right to do that, the page is my private space.

  Bill Pearson : All right, Trent, wait. Wait.

  Trent Pearson : How did you even figure out my password?

  Susan Pearson : Honey, 1234?

  Trent Pearson : No it wasn't! It was One thousand, two hundred... oh.

• Trent Pearson : Just promise me you won't go on my Facebook page anymore.

  Bill Pearson : [Susan nods in agreement]  Promise. But just to be safe, why don't you come up with a better password.

  Trent Pearson : Okay.

  [starts to go upstairs] 

  Susan Pearson : Oh, and don't just make it 12345.

  [Trent nods] 

  Bill Pearson : Or Trent.

  Trent Pearson : How do you guys do that? It's like you're in my head!

  [goes upstairs] 

  Susan Pearson : It's gonna be Raffles.

  Bill Pearson : Thank God he's got my looks.

• Lauren Pearson : It's like dad says, Raffles will come out when he's hungry.

  Bryan Pearson : Sure. Just leave Raffles just like you left me at school. Leaver.

  Lauren Pearson : Ugh. Will you get over that?

  Bryan Pearson : Do you know who hangs out at the parking lot at that hour? Big scary sixth graders who just got out of detention!

  Trent Pearson : Yeah, I did time in sixth grade D. Those were the days.

  Lauren Pearson : Okay Brian, I'm sorry I was late.

  Bryan Pearson : Oh, were you late? I didn't notice. I was too busy hyperventilating into a paper bag.