Goodness Gracious Me (TV Series)
Episode #1.1 (1998)
Sanjeev Bhaskar: Various
Quotes
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[Rings on a door]
The Guru Maharishi Yogi : Hello, do you want to be a Hindu?
Woman : Yes, I have always wanted to become a Hindu.
The Guru Maharishi Yogi : Well, you can't! Have a nice day!
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[In an English restaurant in India. Ordering some food]
Indian man 1 : . For starter we shall have 6... no 12 bread rolls. For main course everybody?
Indian Man 2 : What's the blandest thing on the menu?
James the Waiter : The scampi's our specialty sir.
Indian Man 2 : I'll have that.