Ted Lasso (TV Series)

For the Children (2020)

Phil Dunster: Jamie Tartt

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• Roy Kent : When I was coming up, there was this old geezer at the club, Doug Stashwick. He was always on me. Hated each other. You wanna know how we won the league?

  Jamie Tartt : No.

  Roy Kent : It was the same shit Yankee Doodle was peddling. He sat me down and he said, "Let's get it all out there. You tell me why I'm a prick, and I'll tell you why you are."

  Jamie Tartt : [looks up]  You're a nasty bastard...

  Roy Kent : No. I'm going first. Even though I know I should pass to you... you're so selfish and arrogant. Every time I do, it makes me wanna fucking puke.

  Jamie Tartt : You know, I had a poster of you on my wall when I was a kid. Used to love watching you play. But you're not the player that you used to be, and just because you won a few trophies, you walk around here expecting everyone to kiss your ring.

  Roy Kent : [nods]  Yeah. I can be like that.

  [pause] 

  Roy Kent : Now's the bit where you admit to what I said.

  Jamie Tartt : I don't wanna. Even if it is just... a little bit true.

  [both men manage a slight smile] 

  Jamie Tartt : So, you and that Doug bloke, did you ever become friends?

  Roy Kent : Fuck no. I hope he's dead.

  [lifts his beer to Jamie, and they toast] 

  Jamie Tartt : To you dying.

• Ted Lasso : You two knuckleheads have split our locker room in half. And when it comes to locker rooms, I like 'em just like my mother's bathing suits. I only wanna see 'em in one piece, you hear? So we're fixing this. Tell me what's the biggest issue you got with each other. Go.

  Roy Kent : He's a piece of shit.

  Jamie Tartt : If his brain was on fire, I wouldn't piss in his ear.