Ted Lasso (TV Series)

Make Rebecca Great Again (2020)

Jason Sudeikis: Ted Lasso

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• Ted Lasso : [the team is about to watch The Iron Giant]  Hey, do me a favor. Keep an eye on these guys, 'cause around the 74 minute mark, there's gonna be a room full of grown men crying.

  Coach Beard : [Grabs a box of tissues and places them in front of himself]  I'll be one of 'em.

• Paul John Pope : [Concierge desk at the hotel in Liverpool]  Hi, how can I help you?

  Ted Lasso : Hey, how ya doing? I was wondering if y'all had a fax machine.

  Paul John Pope : [laughing]  Fax machine?

  [sees that he's serious] 

  Paul John Pope : Oh, okay. Um, that's a good question. If you bear with me a second, I'll just check with a colleague and see what I can find out.

  Flo 'Sassy' Collins : A fax machine, eh? Are you sending something to the year 1997?

  Ted Lasso : Yeah, just a little note to myself telling me to buy Apple stock.

  Flo 'Sassy' Collins : Oh. Good idea. Can you tell me to murder J.K. Rowling and write the first Harry Potter book as well?

  Ted Lasso : Can do, yeah. I'll probably write "handle" instead of "murder," so there's no paper trail. Yeah, I'm Ted, by the way.

  Flo 'Sassy' Collins : Oh. Sassy.

  Ted Lasso : Sassy, huh? Like the Smurf, right?

  Flo 'Sassy' Collins : Don't think there was a Sassy Smurf, was there?

  Ted Lasso : That's too bad. Seems like a Smurf with an attitude would've been a lot of fun to watch.