Lost in Austen (2008)

Tom Mison: Mr Bingley

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• Mr. Bingley : Darcy regards all forms of sudden locomotion as emblematic of ill-breeding. Hunting, tennis, rising precipitately from a chair...

  Mr. Darcy : When Miss Price and I dance, sir, there shall be nothing sudden.

  Amanda Price : I can't dance this sort of dance.

  Mr. Darcy : Nor I. Together we shall make a shambles. But we shall do it with such authority that everyone will stare at us to learn the step.

• Mr. Bingley : I'm drawn to you! I'm a man.

  Amanda Price : And I'm a woman! And I'm drawn... to other women.

  Mr. Bingley : You mean there really are ladies who... steer the punt from the Cambridge end?

• Mr. Bingley : [after Amanda sings 'Downtown']  Brava, Miss Price! And whenever life is gettin' me down, I shall be sure to go 'downtown'. Eh, Darcy?

  Mr. Darcy : With alacrity.

• Mr. Bingley : Damn you! Damn you and damn everyone who won't put a light in his window and stay up all night damning you!

• Mr. Darcy : [Bursts into room]  Ah! Well met, well met! Bingley, Miss Lydia and I have just now returned from the opera...

  Mr. Bingley : Darcy.

  Mr. Darcy : ...And the problem with the opera of course, is one cannot...

  Mr. Bingley : [interrupts]  Sir, will you have done? Your subterfuge is well-meaning but it is puerile and demeans us all. There is no opera in Hammersmith. You've just arrived from god-knows-where, that much is plain.

• Mr. Bingley : [to Jane]  In America, we shall be recreated. Married, by liberal Episcopalians. We shall have 25 children and name them all Amanda. Even the boys.

• Mr. Bingley : We shall have 25 children and name them all Amanda, even the boys.