Ted Lasso (TV Series)

The Diamond Dogs (2020)

Jeremy Swift: Leslie Higgins

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• Nathan Shelley : Okay, so this is about you and Keeley, right?

  Coach Beard : Saw this coming.

  Higgins : Nothing like the early days of courtship.

  Roy : [bewildered]  Okay, this is my fucking nightmare.

  Ted Lasso : I think the idea of you and Keeley is like cookies and cream. And I think we all agree, two great tastes that go great together, right?

  Higgins : Yeah.

  Coach Beard : Perfect analogy.

  Roy : Yes, I am into her. But we all know who her ex-boyfriend is: the prince prick of all pricks. And I've got him stuck right in here.

  Higgins : I don't understand the problem.

  Nathan Shelley : I mean, Keeley's just so kind. You know, to be liked by someone like her must be... s'wonderful.

  Ted Lasso : Shout-out to the Gershwin brothers right there.

  Coach Beard : Fuck yeah, the Gershwins.

  Ted Lasso : But dang it, fellas, you're still not getting it!

  Roy : Thank you.

  Ted Lasso : Sure, Roy here has slept with a bunch of different people in his past. But Keeley's got her own romantic and sexual history that predates Roy. And that's not okay!

  Nathan Shelley : [beat]  Oh, he means the opposite. I love it when Coach does sarcasm.

  Roy : I can't control my feelings.

  Ted Lasso : Well, then, by all means you should let them control you.

  Higgins : He's doing it again!

  Ted Lasso : [smirks]  Good eye. Look, Roy, all this Chandler Bing-ing aside, do me a favor. Don't let her past muck around with y'all's future, okay?

  Roy : She slept with him last night.

  [pause] 

  Nathan Shelley : I mean, are you two officially dating?

  Roy : No.

  Higgins : Have you already slept together?

  Roy : No.

  Ted Lasso : Coach, you wanna bring this home?

  Coach Beard : Grow up... and get over it.