The Hangover (2009)
Rob Riggle: Officer Franklin
Officer Franklin : [to a group of schoolchildren] Ok, kids, you're in for a real treat today. These gentlemen have kindly volunteered to demonstrate how a stun gun is used to subdue a suspect... Now, there's two ways to use a stun gun: up close and personal
[tasers Stu in the neck; Stu collapses]
Officer Franklin : ... or you can shoot it from a distance. Now, do I have any volunteers? You want to come up here and do some shooting, huh? Alright. How about you, young lady? Come on up here.
Officer Franklin : Alright. Let's go, handsome. Come on.
[Alan steps forward]
Officer Franklin : Not you, fat Jesus. Slide it on back.
Officer Franklin : You, pretty boy.
Officer Franklin : [to girl] Alright. Now, it's real simple. All you got to do is point, aim and shoot. Alright?
Phil Wenneck : You don't really want to do this.
Officer Franklin : You can do this. Just focus.
Phil Wenneck : Don't listen to this maniac. Let's think this thing through.
Officer Franklin : *Finish him!*
[the girl tasers Phil]
Officer Franklin : Right in the nuts! That was beautiful! Well done! Giver her a hand, everybody. Good job! Well done! Good job! That was great!
Officer Franklin : Look, hey, we got one more charge left. Anybody want to do some shooting up here? How about you, big man? Come on up here. Okay, same instructions: just point, aim and shoot. There y'go. That's the stuff. I like the intensity, eye of the tiger. You're holding 50,000 volts, little man. Don't be afraid to ride the lightning.
[the kid tasers Alan]
Officer Franklin : *In the face! In the face!*
Officer Franklin : Not you, fat Jesus.