American Dad! (TV Series)

Dope and Faith (2007)

Eartha Kitt: Fortune Teller

Quotes 

• Steve Smith : [walking in a carnival with Roger]  You spent all your money trying to win a hat with antlers?

  Roger : [angrily]  I do not choose to discuss it.

  Fortune Teller : [pointing at Steve]  I see a very lucky boy.

  Steve Smith : Wow, really? Will you tell my fortune?

  Roger : Steve, before she tells you your future, let me tell you her past: forty years of alcoholism and three doctorless abortions.

  Fortune Teller : You are a sad, angry little person.

  Steve Smith : That's uncanny!

  Fortune Teller : What would you like to know?

  Steve Smith : Uhm... I don't know. I guess just if there's anything special about me or...

  Fortune Teller : Yes! You are special. I - I see it!

  Steve Smith : Wow!

  Roger : Steve, she's just repeating whatever you say.

  Steve Smith : You're just jealous because I'm special and you're not. You're boring and regular.

  [walks off] 

  Roger : Uh! "Regular"? Oh, Steven... I'm going to hurt you so bad.

  [to the fortune teller] 

  Roger : I got a question about the future: you see yourself taking a shower ever?