Two and a Half Men (TV Series)
Putting Swim Fins on a Cat (2007)
Ernie Grunwald: Clinician
Quotes
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[Alan looks into signing up for drug trials]
Clinician : In such cases, common side effects include dry mouth, hair loss, blurred vision, inflamed gums...
Alan Harper : [Nervous] Okay...
Clinician : ...mild nausea, heart palpitations, liver damage...
Alan Harper : [More nervous] Wow!
Clinician : ...boils, shingles, sudden fainting and temporary darkening of the stools.
Alan Harper : [Shocked] Dear Lord! How much do you pay people to do this?
Clinician : $1,000 a week.
Alan Harper : I'm in!