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5/10
It depends on what you are looking for.
gibsonslashv4 February 2020
If you go to watch the movie with very low expectations, you do the right thing! It's not that fuuny but it's got it's moments. Of course, you have to know that you are going to watch a Seferlis' movie. So this movie is mainly for his fans. Most of the people are prejudiced against Seferlis because of his humor. But it is the everyday people's humor that some paople are afriad to express! We live in a wolrd without freedom of speech any more. People are anoid of Seferlis because he puts on screen the extreme humor that we all use in our lives!

So, if you think that you belong in a higher society level, do not go to watch the movie at all!

It's not a masterpiece of course and from time to time you'll may think it's boring. But you will laugh, if you are a normal human being and you can understand what satire is.
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3/10
Trash
jackoz-942-78756226 April 2021
Totally trash. I think one of the worst Greek movies.
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5/10
Set your expectations right.
vasiliskopsachilis12 February 2020
This is a usual Seferlis movie with usual Seferlis humour. Don't expect anything different. If you hate Seferlis humour, don't watch this movie. If you like Seferlis humour, you will like this movie. I think there was a little too much sexual humour and I would classify this movie inappropriate for kids to watch. Other than that, the movie is watchable, but not something special.
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1/10
T e r r i b l e !
sakissoad31 January 2020
This movie the definition of TRASH. naked gun from LIDL
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1/10
Not Funny. Didn't Laugh.
sfakyia30 January 2020
I believe this movie is a prank. It can't be other way. It's not a movie.

I'm thinking how many ways is offensive and it's uncountable.
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1/10
Waste of time
jamesmor979 February 2020
The film is absolutely a waste of time and money. It is not a matter of political correctness, but a matter of common sense regarding what is really funny. This film is not funny at all.
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1/10
WASTE OF MONEY AND TIME
poulaki-5460616 February 2020
The jokes are terrible and not funny most of the time.Its boring as hell.i wouldnt recommend this to anyone.
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1/10
TOTAL TRASH.
georgehaldr16 February 2020
I don't know who gave even one euro to film this movie.
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7/10
A Seferlian masterpiece
daxtipipi2 April 2022
Detective Becras solves an unsolvable case.

The movie has funny moments. And some very funny moments. The director could have done a better job, but at least the last 30 important minutes have a good pacing.

Most of the negative critics are from people who did not watch the movie. They just hate Seferlis. Of course it is not a movie that could be likeable to everyone who saw it.

If there is a second Becras movie, I will watch it.
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1/10
If only I could set negative numbers..
leontios-5045330 May 2020
I've made account here only to writte about that garbage.. I don't know what they were thinking....The movie (god made that a movie) is totally worthless....Please save yourselves and don't see..
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10/10
Cheerful and funny.
peiraths31 January 2020
A funny movie that includes some mystery and brings back memories of the Naked Gun franchise. Left the cinema with happy thoughts and anticipations for the next Markos Seferlis' movie.
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1/10
Waste of time
TheDuke_SKG11 December 2020
The quality of this is like his TV series from 15+ years ago. Don't waste your time.
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1/10
Do not waste your time!
aikaterinivalavani8 December 2020
The most cringy and slightly offensive thing I've watched after The Room by Tommy Wiseau...I didn't make it past the first 20'...Don't bother wasting your time on it unless you are hard-core Seferlis fans
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1/10
Amazing!
zakub1326 December 2020
Best movie I have ever seen, 10/10 would watch again
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1/10
I wish there was an option for -10!!!!!
vasiliskioses-3889812 September 2023
Without doubt the worst movie I've ever seen in my entire life! The worst part is that I watched it at the cinemas. It was the first movie in which I felt a strong urge to leave the screening room, but I thought of the money I paid...

From where should I begin...

Firstly, the "jokes" were meant for 5 year olds. I caught myself feeling embarrassed for them, I felt I was in the movie and was doing these silly things myself, only a silly person would do.

Secondly, The plot was non-existent, predictable and boring to death, it felt like they wrote it in one day.

Thirdly, this brings awful memories to my brain and severe pain to my eyes... the ungodly creatures used cgi, probably on a pc sculpted from a rock. The VFX were like those tutorial videos they upload on YouTube for After Effects beginners.

And last but not least, the acting. It was absolutely terrible, it was like they were filming for their only amusement, just to kill some time, not respecting the fact that people will pay to see this so called "Movie".

Anyway, I felt that it was my duty to share all these personal experiences with you, to save you money and time, which are both precious and must NOT be spent this way.

Thank you all for your time.
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10/10
KALO E?
christoszoumbos7 February 2021
KALO E? POLY KALO KALO E? POLY KALO KALO E? POLY KALO
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8/10
the movie is intended ONLY for fans of MarkosSeferlis the best theater actor ever
saskpareki8 December 2020
If you dont like "Austin Powers" dont try to watch it you wont like it.

Its classical typical 100% Seferlis humour, he is the number 1 comedy actor inGreece for the last 20 years and he always manages to succeed ! First movie for him, goes on like his performances on theater, good actors all famous in Greece, if you enjoy this kind of humour you will give it a 10/10 everytime you watch it
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8/10
Hilarious and smart
argyrism17 February 2020
One of the best greek comedy's I have ever seen. Good visual fx for greek movie,hilarious and smart script.One of a kind to greek cinema.A very good first attempt to the big screen from Markos Markos Seferlis .
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10/10
It will cause heart attack to political correctness
nsbwhebaff7 February 2020
Some should stay away from it. But it's actually a nice commedy.
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10/10
Very funny
johngaliatsos5 January 2021
Funny movie.I enjoyed it.It is really a comedy ,i heard mixed comments from friends so i decided to watch it myself and it was something nice to spend my time.
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10/10
we must know the definition of humour without being offended for no reason!
reyplevrisperisteri15 February 2020
Let's start from the definition of humour:it is something that isn't true or it has exaggeration in it that makes you laugh because it is not ordinairy or it is a parody of a situation...so there is no point for those who are extra sensitive to be offended because they are destroying the meaning of humour and take that personally...comedy is sureal and has content with exaggeration...it is not real....so before you will be offended think the true meaning and definition of humour and comedy!
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10/10
Hillarious!!! I enjoyed every minute of it!
hatzifotiadis10 April 2020
Nice comedy movie with classic sense of houmor with the special "scent" of Markos Seferlis
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10/10
Amazing film! A true masterpiece!
ioannisc13 December 2020
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This film was amazing! I have watched it 10 times and there is always something new to admire! This film should be part of our universal herritage! We should send it in DVD or Bluray to other, alien, civilizations! If god came to earth as a film director He would create THIS FILM!!! Strongly recommended! Watch it!
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