It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (TV Series)

The Gang Gets Whacked: Part 2 (2007)

Danny DeVito: Frank Reynolds

Quotes 

• Dennis Reynolds : Where am I having dinner tonight, Frank? I'm kind of in the mood for Asian fusion.

  Frank Reynolds : No more dinners. We're going straight to bangin' from now on. Check this out.

  [shows Dennis his newspaper ad] 

  Dennis Reynolds : Jesus Christ, man.

  Frank Reynolds : What, you got a problem?

  Dennis Reynolds : Yeah. This makes me seem like a whore.

  Frank Reynolds : You are a whore.

  Dennis Reynolds : I'm not a whore, I'm a handsome companion who goes to nice dinners with fancy women, and who has rules about what he'll do. I mean, what happened to the rules, Frank?

  Frank Reynolds : You can still have your rules.

  Dennis Reynolds : It says right here "no rules"!

• Frank Reynolds : Your "Jane" is sitting over there.

  Dennis Reynolds : Aw, you gotta be kid- Her? Dude, she's like a hundred years old.

  Frank Reynolds : 68 tops.

  Dennis Reynolds : That's still extremely old. I'm not kissing that.

  Frank Reynolds : Nah, you don't have to kiss her. We can make that one of your rules.

  Dennis Reynolds : This time nothing with the ass, 'cause that got really weird last time, alright?

  Frank Reynolds : What are you talkin' about?

  Dennis Reynolds : You didn't set up that ass play on the last one?

  Frank Reynolds : No, I never set up any ass play.

  Dennis Reynolds : Alright. Well, I wanna set up a doctor's appointment anyway, just to be safe.

  Frank Reynolds : Alright. Do that.

• Frank Reynolds : You like ass play? He'll do anything with the ass.

• Mac : Frank, he cannot bang this woman. It's the mob boss's wife.

  Frank Reynolds : Oh, what do you think she's gonna do, call her husband and say she's bangin' a whore? Dennis, up those stairs!

• Mac : Frank, put the gun away.

  Frank Reynolds : Oh, no! I'm goin' out, I'm goin' guns blazin'.