Two and a Half Men (TV Series)

Tight's Good (2007)

Angus T. Jones: Jake Harper

Quotes 

• Evelyn : So I just naturally assumed that something had come up that was more important than your father's happiness.

  Courtney : Well, Evelyn, you know what they say about assuming: when you assume, you're just a bitch.

  Evelyn : Pardon, there are children present.

  Jake Harper : She means me, but I'm fine with it.