The Suite Life of Zack & Cody (TV Series)

Doin' Time in Suite 2330 (2008)

Kim Rhodes: Carey Martin

Quotes 

• Carey Martin : [punishing Zack and Cody]  I am so steamed right now, that if I were a mirror, you wouldn't see yourself!

• Mr. Moseby : [after hearing Carey grounding Zack and Cody]  Might I suggest 20 years on an island with boy-eating birds?

  Carey Martin : You might. Odd, but you might.

• Carey Martin : Apparently in your room, there's too much fun. This time, you're grounded in the living room.

  Zack Martin : OK.

  [switches on TV] 

  Carey Martin : And no TV.

  [takes remote off Zack and switches TV off] 

  Zack Martin : Oh, man!

  Cody Martin : Zack, we don't need TV or video games to entertain ourselves.

  Carey Martin : And no cooking.

  Cody Martin : Oh, man!

• Mr. Moseby : I have often said that you that you are a terrible mother.

  Carey Martin : You have?

  Mr. Moseby : [pause]  Maybe to other people.

• Carey Martin : I am so sick of this constant cycle of breaking the rules, getting grounded, sneaking out, getting grounded, breaking the rules...

  Zack Martin : Well, maybe you can break the cycle this time by not grounding us.

• Carey Martin : [to Zack and Cody]  That is it! You are beyond grounded. The next time you see sunlight - no, oh, actually, no! You're never going to see sunlight again! Because by the time your punishment is over, the sun will have burnt out, collapsed into a black hole and the last remnants of mankind will be living on a rusty little spaceship as the cold silence of space slowly drives them mad!

  Chris Brown : I think she's halfway there!

• Carey Martin : No laughing in the big house.

  Zack Martin : Um, do I get a last meal?

  Carey Martin : Yes, and I'm cooking it.

  Zack Martin : Aren't I being punished enough?