Seth Meyers: Self - Host

Quotes 

• Anderson Cooper : I think it was right before, uh, the New Hampshire Primary, I asked you, uh, after Iowa, if you consider yourself the Democratic frontrunner. Now after New Hampsire, do you?

  Bernie Sanders : I...

  [he shrugs] 

  Bernie Sanders : Who cares?

  Himself - Host : If Bernie gets elected, his inauguration is just gonna be a four-hour open house.

  [He imitates Sanders] 

  Himself - Host : "Stop by, don't stop by. There'll be cheese and crackers, but, you know, maybe eat before you come."

• Himself - Host : Seriously, James Carville always looks like he was released naked into a Louisiana Goodwill and given five minutes to pick an outfit.

• Self - Host : That's right; if you just combine the votes of Buttigieg, Biden, and Klobuchar, you can beat Bernie! Now all you have to do is find a way to genetically combine them into one candidate,

  [Image of Klobuchar, Biden, and Buttigieg as a three-headed mutant] 

  Self - Host : called the Klobubidebuttigar! It's that easy! And then, every time you ask it a question, it has the same answer. What should we do about healthcare?

  Buttigieg Head : We must step forward into the future.

  Klobuchar Head : I'm from Minnesota.

  Biden Head : Corn Pop was a bad dude!