Rules of Engagement (TV Series)

Jen at Work (2008)

David Spade: Russell Dunbar

Quotes 

• Russell Dunbar : Hey, what's up?

  Adam Rhodes : Hey, did you rearrange your furniture?

  Russell Dunbar : Oh yeah, I porn shuied the whole office.

  Adam Rhodes : You what?

  Russell Dunbar : I porn shuied it. That's when you rearrange your furniture so that people can't see what's on your computer screen

  Adam Rhodes : Porn shui?

  Russell Dunbar : Yeah, I invented it.

  Adam Rhodes : You are a very deep guy.

  Russell Dunbar : Yet I don't mean to be.

• Adam Rhodes : What are you doing in my office?

  Russell Dunbar : Aah, I'm just checking some e-mail. My computer crashed.

  Adam Rhodes : How much porn did you download?

  Russell Dunbar : All of it? Oh crap, there's Jennifer. Better get this porn off your computer.

  Adam Rhodes : I thought you were checking e-mail.

  Russell Dunbar : Don't be stupid.

• Jeff Bingham : Super sperm.

  Adam Rhodes : And the doctor actually used those words?

  Jeff Bingham : Yes he did. It's like a koi pond down there.

  Russell Dunbar : Waitress, could you cancel my fish and chips please?

  Adam Rhodes : I thought your boys were slow?

  Jeff Bingham : Turns out they were just mild mannered like Clark Kent