Rules of Engagement (TV Series)
Russell's Father's Son (2008)
Oliver Hudson: Adam Rhodes
Quotes
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Jeff Bingham : How great would it be if I cracked this open and a chicken flew out?
Adam Rhodes : That would be unbelievable. We would be talking about it forever.
Jeff Bingham : Plus I'd sue this place for millions, buy a house in the woods, maybe a boat.
Adam Rhodes : Aah man, why didn't I order an egg?
Jeff Bingham : And I'd have to grow some corn.
Adam Rhodes : Why?
Jeff Bingham : To feed the million dollar chicken, that's my boy.
Audrey Bingham : So, this is an actual conversation?
Jeff Bingham : Hey, you're the one who always ask me what I'm thinking about
Audrey Bingham : Not anymore.
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Adam Rhodes : You look like a banker in a bad porno.
Russell Dunbar : Like there's such a thing as a bad porno.
Adam Rhodes : Well the one that you lent us last week was... bad.
Jennifer : Us? We didn't watch any porno
Adam Rhodes : Were... Were you not there?