Supernatural (TV Series)

It's a Terrible Life (2009)

A.J. Buckley: Ed Zeddmore

Quotes 

• Ed Zeddmore : next little trick, that we learned from those useless douchebags...

  Harry Spangler : that we hate.

  Ed Zeddmore : -the winchesters.

  Harry Spangler : gun.

  Ed Zeddmore : shotgun shell. pack it up with fresh rock salt.

  Harry Spangler : very effective.

  Ed Zeddmore : very effective.

  Harry Spangler : winchester's still suck ass though.

  Ed Zeddmore : affirmative. suckage major.

  Dean Winchester : where do we even get a gun?

  Sam Winchester : gun store?

  Dean Winchester : isn't there like some kind of waiting period or something?

  Sam Winchester : i think so.

  Dean Winchester : well how in the hell...?

  Sam Winchester : i don't know man, it seems pretty impossible honestly.

  Dean Winchester : right.

  Ed Zeddmore : the aforementioned, super annoying winchester douche-nozzles also taught us one other thing. you have to burn the remains.

  Harry Spangler : okay, this next part gets a little gross. sometimes you might have to... dig up the body. sorry.

  Ed Zeddmore : illegal in some states.

  Harry Spangler : all states.

  Ed Zeddmore : possibly all states.