David Battley: John

Quotes 

• Jill Swinburne : [On the cassette tape containing the mysterious discussion relating to nuclear waste]  So you were supposed to pass the tape to Dave the Wimp but it got mixed up with Trevor's jazz tapes?

  John : Right.

  Jill Swinburne : And how did *you* get it?

  John : Through the post, anonymously. It was sent in a padded envelope.

  Jill Swinburne : And why was it sent to *you*?

  John : Ah - I don't suppose you've heard of the P.L.F.W.Y.?

  Trevor Chaplin : The P.L.F.W.Y.? What is it?

  John : Don't laugh - it's the Popular Liberation Front of West Yorkshire.

  Jill Swinburne : [She and Trevor stifle laughter]  I am not laughing but I've never heard of it. I thought I knew all the political loonies in the area!

  Trevor Chaplin : [Teasing]  Many of her best friends are poli...

  Jill Swinburne : [Interrupting]  Knock it off!