Generation Kill (TV Mini Series)

Screwby (2008)

Stark Sands: Lt. Nathaniel Fick

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• Lt. Nathaniel Fick : You want logistics, join the army. Marines make do.

• Lt. Nathaniel Fick : Most people in America right now think of Iraq as a dangerous country. Now, if I were to stand up, I might get killed. But to us, behind this wheel it's pretty safe. So to us, Iraq is a safe country. Right here, I feel pretty safe. Do you feel safe?

  Evan 'Scribe' Wright : Pretty safe, I guess.

  Lt. Nathaniel Fick : See? It's all relative.

• Lt. Nathaniel Fick : Present for you. LSA. Scammed some off the guys in RCT-1.

  Sgt. Brad 'Iceman' Colbert : Sir, not to get homoerotic about this, but I could kiss you.

• Sgt. Larry Shawn 'Pappy' Patrick : Sir, has any thought been given to destroying the weapons and ordnance that are sitting over there?

  Lt. Nathaniel Fick : Actually that did come up. But it seems the battalion's supply of C-4 is now unaccounted for. The battalion supply truck that we left last night, it is a smoldering heap of twisted metal and failed hopes in the trustworthiness of Iraqis we are striving so hard to liberate.

  Sgt. Steven Lovell : What does that mean, sir?

  Lt. Nathaniel Fick : It means we're on one meal a day.

• [while driving in the dark, looking for a turn in the road] 

  Cpl. Josh Ray Person : Hey, do you remember the gay dog episode of South Park? The one where, uh, Sparky runs away 'cause he's humping all those other dogs and shit?

  Sgt. Brad 'Iceman' Colbert : [tiredly]  Yes, Ray, I... I do remember it very well. But I don't see what relevance this has to our present status.

  Cpl. Josh Ray Person : There's the hamlet. Our turn.

  [he turns the Humvee] 

  Sgt. Brad 'Iceman' Colbert : [into the radio]  Hitman Two, this is Two-One. We're makin' that turn now, over.

  Lt. Nathaniel Fick : [on the radio]  Roger that. Nice job, over.

  Cpl. Josh Ray Person : Hey, Brad? Do your Big Gay Al for me.

  [Colbert doesn't answer] 

  Cpl. Josh Ray Person : Come on, buddy! Do it for your old pal Ray. The one who made the right turn?

  Sgt. Brad 'Iceman' Colbert : [lisping flamboyantly]  "Well, helloooo there, little pup! I'm Big Gay Al. Have you been outcatht?"

  Cpl. Josh Ray Person : [laughing]  Fuck yeah.

  Lance Cpl. Harold James Trombley : They had this gay bar open up in the town where I'm from in Michigan, and people trashed it every night. They had to close it after a month.

  Cpl. Josh Ray Person : See, but there's money in that, Trombley. Did I tell you I'm gonna open my own gay bar when I get back home? It's gonna be called The Golden Stream, and it's gonna be, like, this big urinal, right? And there's gonna be this two-way mirror that everybody pisses against. That way, when you're sitting at the bar having drinks, there's, like, all these big fuckin' giant cocks just pissing right at you.

  Lance Cpl. Harold James Trombley : Corporal, are you a faggot?

  Cpl. Josh Ray Person : You know what? I'm gonna franchise that shit. You can have Michigan, Trombley. Very lucrative territory, homosexually speaking.

  Lance Cpl. Harold James Trombley : That's not funny, Corporal Person.

  Sgt. Brad 'Iceman' Colbert : Ray, give it a rest.