30 Rock (TV Series)
The Funcooker (2009)
Alec Baldwin: Jack Donaghy
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Quotes
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Jack Donaghy : Lemon is right, Jenna, obviously you can't do both TGS and Jenny Jimplin.
Jenna Maroney : I choose the movie. My face is bigger on movies.
Jack Donaghy : No, I don't mean quit, I mean Liz will find a way to make both work. Am I right, Lemon?
Liz Lemon : Well, I'll have to use you less in the show...
Jack Donaghy : And I'll scale back the movie. We could cut the lesbian scene.
Jenna Maroney : But the Oscars love that kind of scene.
[Lemon gives her a look]
Jenna Maroney : There's two guys in my gym named Oscar.
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Jack Donaghy : Unfortunately, legal just informed me that the name we settled on for our bite size microwave, the 'BiteNuker', is highly offensive to those who speak either French or Dutch. A Franco-Dutchman would pronounce it 'Bedneuker'.
Sue : [speaking with an accent] Hey! That's awful!
Jack Donaghy : I'm sorry, Miss LaRoche-Van der Hoot.
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Jack Donaghy : Passing out? Cursing? On Saint Patrick's Day? Is nothing sacred?
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Jack Donaghy : Most of that time has been spent trying to come up with a hip, edgy name that would appeal to the marketing holy trinity: college students, the morbidly obese, and homosexuals.
