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Liz Lemon : Look, Jack, I don't have a lot of personal life experience, but if I have learned anything from my Sims family... when a child doesn't see his father enough, he starts to jump up and down, and then his mood level will drop until he pees himself.
Jack Donaghy : Why don't I have any other friends?
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Jack : You know what family means to me Lemon? Resentment. Guilt. Anger. Easter egg hunts that turn into knife fights.
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Jack Donaghy : So gentlemen, is there any history of mental illness in your family?
Fred : Don't get me started. My cousin killed everyone at his job.
Jack Donaghy : How about you?
Milton Greene : No, the Greenes are sharp as a tack, right to the end. Which makes the end all that much more terrifying. My father died screaming.
Jack Donaghy : Greene... that's sort of a vague name. You meet a lot of other Greenes at your church...?... Christmas?
Milton Greene : We're agnostic secular humanists.
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Jack Donaghy : You are a huge disappointment to me.
Milton Greene : I do not understand why we're yelling at each other, but I am not accustomed to losing an argument. So you know what? Screw you... and your fakakte contest.
Jack Donaghy : Oh, God, no.
