30 Rock (TV Series)

Christmas Special (2008)

Kevin Dotcom Brown: Dot Com

Quotes 

• Pete Hornberger : It's gonna cost you a fortune to ship all of this.

  Liz Lemon : I'm taking it up there personally. I wanna see Deshante and Marcus's faces light up when they get it. Anyway, I gotta take this up to...

  [reads address] 

  Liz Lemon : 245th Street and Lawrence Taylor Boulevard.

  Tracy Jordan , Dot Com : [run to Liz]  No, no, no, no, no!

  Tracy Jordan : I will not let you go into that neighborhood alone, in the spirit of Christmas and Kwanzo.

  Liz Lemon : Kwanzaa.

  Tracy Jordan : And shalam-shizzam to you too, my sister. We'll go with you uptown. And remember, Dot Com, you are there to protect me, and not Liz Lemon.