30 Rock (TV Series)
Christmas Special (2008)
Tina Fey: Liz Lemon
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Quotes
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Jack : Christmas in the Donaghy house was awful. Haven't I told you about my mom's "yuletide" boyfriend, good ol' Frederick August Otto Schwarz III?
Liz Lemon : F.A.O. Schwarz? Like the toy store?
Jack : His family owned some toy stores, yes. So what?
Liz Lemon : Jack, I think your mother put out on Christmas to get you kids presents. She did it for you.
Jack : Not possible. She didn't do anything for us.
Liz Lemon : I know you guys were pretty poor - did you have a lot of presents?
Jack : [overcome with emotion] You couldn't even see the tree!
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Pete Hornberger : It's gonna cost you a fortune to ship all of this.
Liz Lemon : I'm taking it up there personally. I wanna see Deshante and Marcus's faces light up when they get it. Anyway, I gotta take this up to...
[reads address]
Liz Lemon : 245th Street and Lawrence Taylor Boulevard.
Tracy Jordan , Dot Com : [run to Liz] No, no, no, no, no!
Tracy Jordan : I will not let you go into that neighborhood alone, in the spirit of Christmas and Kwanzo.
Liz Lemon : Kwanzaa.
Tracy Jordan : And shalam-shizzam to you too, my sister. We'll go with you uptown. And remember, Dot Com, you are there to protect me, and not Liz Lemon.
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Liz Lemon : Hi, I would like to speak to whoever screens the letters to Santa.
Irene : Then you better talk to that box.
Liz Lemon : Maybe you could help me
[misreads nametag]
Liz Lemon : , Tréné...
Irene : Irene.
Liz Lemon : I believe that I was the victim of a scam perpetrated through the mails, so...
Irene : There's nothing we can do.
Liz Lemon : I disagree. I think there are a lot of things we could do. I would like to access any census information you have for this address...
Irene : No.
Liz Lemon : In addition, I would like to speak to the letter carrier...
Irene : You know we're closing in five minutes?
Liz Lemon : ...who services this ZIP-plus-four.
Irene : Never gonna happen.
Liz Lemon : [whispers to Tracy] Can you help me out with her?
Tracy Jordan : Really? We're both black, so we must know each other?
[steps to counter and recognizes Irene]
Tracy Jordan : Hey, Irene!
Irene : Hey, Tracy!
Tracy Jordan : Did Vicky hook you up with this job?
Irene : [rolls eyes]
Tracy Jordan : Girl, you better stop!