The Office (TV Series)

Crime Aid (2008)

John Krasinski: Jim Halpert

Quotes 

• Michael Scott : [sees office in disarray]  Oh my god, what happened?

  Jim Halpert : We were robbed last night.

  Dwight Schrute : Bravo, Watson. Looks like a classic seven-man job. Okay, security tapes were stolen. Motives: financial, or possibly vintage HP computer collectors. Hank down at security had clocked out... and that's all we have.

• Oscar Martinez : So, in order to recoup the value of items we liked, we have to spend more money on things we don't want.

  Angela Martin : Who would *ever* come to this?

  Michael Scott : I don't know, it could be any number of people. It could be a pedestrian. It could be... an old person. I could be a lookie-loo. Or, it could be... a Bruce Springsteen fan. What? Who said that? I did. Why did I say that? Oh, I think you know why I said that. I think it is very apparent. I think it goes, without saying... Bear with me. There's a point there. But what is the point? I don't understand what he's saying. It seems a little shady, it seems a little foggy. Well, it's not a little foggy. There's really something going on...

  Jim Halpert : [interrupts]  Do you need us for any of this?

  Michael Scott : ...Do I?