Jimmy Kimmel: Self - Host

Quotes 

• Matt Damon : Hey, Molly. Put your mask on, I'll be right in. Have fun, Jimmy, in Lake... whatever. Who gives a shit where you're going!

  Self - Host : Yeah, I will. Enjoy your summer in... wherever the fuck you're going.

  Matt Damon : I will! I'm going into your wife!

  Self - Host : [to the audience]  I'm very sorry you had to hear that. I will be, uh, getting a divorce. Then we'll be right back with Pharell Williams.

• Matt Damon : [on Tori Spelling's book]  It's so stupid.

  Self - Host : You're so stupid!

  Self - Host : [Jimmy sees Molly sneaking out of the room Matt Damon was in]  Hey, that's my... that's my WIFE! What is she doing in the room with you?

  Matt Damon : What do you think she's doing in the room?

  Self - Host : [Jimmy realizes the truth]  You son of a BITCH! You did it again!

  Matt Damon : [boastfully]  That's right, Bobby Baby Balls.