The Office (TV Series)

Broke (2009)

Rainn Wilson: Dwight Schrute

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Quotes 

• Dwight Schrute : I say we fill Michael's office with bees. My apiarist owes me a favor.

  [David sighs] 

  Jim Halpert : Really? Does he do good work or...

  Dwight Schrute : [scoffs]  No, Jim, I use a bad apiarist.

• Dwight Schrute : Oh, man! If only Michael had children. That's how you really apply the pressure.

  Charles Miner : [sighing]  What is wrong with you?

• [over David, Jim, and Charles deliberating] 

  Dwight Schrute : Hey, let me float something out there, okay? Can I just say... Can I say something? There is a hive of bees outside the front door. We kidnap the queen, extract her alarm pheromones, place them on a flushable wipe, and put that in his bathroom.

• [telling Jim a case he's solved] 

  Dwight Schrute : Okay, one, Case of the Beet Bandit. Missing beets from all over the farm, no footprints. Inside job, Mose in socks. Boom, case closed.