Date Night (2010)

Kristen Wiig: Haley Sullivan

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• Haley Sullivan : And he knows that if I have five glasses of wine, I'm gonna try to make out with a black guy.

  Claire Foster : You're still doing that, huh?

  Haley Sullivan : Yes!

• Haley Sullivan : And I wanna get it on with three guys at the same time, 'cause I can!

  Claire Foster : Three guys at once? That's a nightmare. That is literally a recurring stress dream that I have. I can only think of jobs for two. Oh, no, I got it.

  Haley Sullivan : Yeah, there's that one.