Easy A (2010)

Lisa Kudrow: Mrs. Griffith

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Quotes 

• Olive Penderghast : I could have chlamydia. I have been... whoring around a lot.

  Mrs. Griffith : No, honey. No, you haven't. Because a real whore can't even admit it to herself, let alone another person.

• Mrs. Griffith : I'm the guidance counselor. I should know all the students, especially the ones that dress like prostitutes.

• Mrs. Griffith : [During an appointment with Olive]  Don't tell anyone I'm doing this - please...

  [opens a drawer and takes out a handful of condoms, then hands them to Olive] 

  Mrs. Griffith : Here you go.

  Olive Penderghast : I really don't need those.

  Mrs. Griffith : Oh, you *really* do.

  [puts the condoms in Olive's hand] 

  Mrs. Griffith : Here you go. I just don't want this *thing* you're going through to define your life. Olive, do what you got to do, let your freak flag fly. Just make sure you have an exit strategy.

  Olive Penderghast : [Olive looks at the condoms]  Listen, Mrs. Griffins, I really don't need these.

  Mrs. Griffith : You know, the pill is not 100% effective. Ask some of your friend's parents.

• Mrs. Griffith : [about Micah]  He's not the sharpest Christian in the bible.