Easy A (2010)

Stanley Tucci: Dill

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Quotes 

• Chip : [to Olive]  I like the pants.

  Olive Penderghast : Thank you. They're Costco. You can have them when you get taller.

  Chip : I'm never gonna go through puberty.

  Rosemary : Course you will. But we're a family of late bloomers. I didn't until I was 14. Nor did Olive.

  Chip : Why does that matter? I'm adopted.

  Dill : [pretending to be freaking out]  What? Oh my God! Who told you? Guys, we were going to do this at the right time.

• Rosemary : Not to mention how you have been dressing these past few days. No judgment, but you kind of look like a stripper.

  Olive Penderghast : Mom!

  Dill : [to Olive]  A high-end stripper, for governors or athletes.

• Dill : [walking into Olive's bedroom while she is sewing red "A" s on her clothing]  Is everything all right? It sounds like you're having sex in here, which I know can't be true due to the fact that you have a homosexual boyfriend.

• Dill : [to his adopted son]  Where are you from originally?

• Dill : The family member of the week gets to pick the movie.

  Olive Penderghast : [to Rosemary]  You get family member of the week every week.

  Rosemary : And there's a reason for that.

  Olive Penderghast : Yeah, you pick family member of the week!

  Rosemary : [with phony innocence]  Are you accusing me of nepotism?

• Dill : After we watch "The Bucket List," remember to cross "watch 'The Bucket List'" off our bucket list.

• Rosemary : What's going on, honey? Why do you want us to "take a bullet" if anyone asks if you were here all weekend?

  Olive Penderghast : Oh, it's nothing. Just the rumor mill.

  Rosemary : What's the rumor mill churning out these days? Anything interesting?

  Olive Penderghast : You know, not really. Not really. Its a little low on grist.

  Dill : Oh, clever wordplay. I like it very much. You must be related to me.

  Olive Penderghast : Only by marriage.

• Dill : I'd take a bullet for you, you know that. Right between the eyes. I would slit my throat rather than say something to someone that you didn't want me to say!

  Olive Penderghast : That's not necessary, Dad, but that is comforting.

• Dill : [pretend punishment]  Yeah, no dating.

  Rosemary : No dating.

  Dill : No dating for you, young lady.

  Olive Penderghast : Ooh, I think my complete lack of allure already kinda shot that horse in the face.