Easy A (2010)

Thomas Haden Church: Mr. Griffith

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• Mr. Griffith : I don't know what your generation's fascination is with documenting your every thought... but I can assure you, they're not all diamonds. "Roman is having an OK day, and bought a Coke Zero at the gas station. Raise the roof." Who gives a rat's ass?

  Olive Penderghast : [Mocks interest]  He got a Coke Zero AGAIN. Ah, that Roman. Incorrigible.

• Mr. Griffith : Olive, Olive, Olive. Do you think that maybe you're reading a little too much into this assignment?

  Olive Penderghast : Well, I was really hoping to get an "A".

  Olive Penderghast : [points to the red "A" on her shirt]  Get it? Get it?

• Rhiannon : George is not a sexy name. George is like what you name your teddy bear, not the name you wanna scream out during climax.

  Mr. Griffith : I hope by "climax" you weren't talking about...

  Olive Penderghast : The stable and self-perpetuating end-stage in the evolution of a plant community. Like "by George, that tree has reached the final stage of ecological succession".

  Rhiannon : And it only took 20 seconds.

• Mr. Griffith : I'm hearing things...

  Olive Penderghast : The rumors are true. I am, in fact, considering becoming an existentialist.