Easy A (2010)

Amanda Bynes: Marianne

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Quotes 

• Olive Penderghast : Don't you think it's a little strange that your boyfriend is 22 years old and still in high school?

  Marianne : Not that it's any of your busniess, trollop, but he is here by choice.

  Olive Penderghast : So it's his choice that he's a fourth year senior who can't pass any test he takes?

  Marianne : No, silly,

  [points up] 

  Marianne : His. His, with a capital H. If God wanted him to graduate, then God would have given him the right answers.

  Olive Penderghast : [laughs]  I'm sorry, but you gotta be shittin' me, woman.

• Marianne : I just hope for your sake you had the good sense to use protection.

  Olive Penderghast : Why? Your parents didn't.

• [from trailer] 

  Marianne : There's a higher power that will judge you for your indecency.

  Olive Penderghast : Tom Cruise?

• Marianne : I hope for your sake, God has a sense of humor.

  Olive Penderghast : Oh, I have seventeen years worth of anecdotal proof that He does.

• Olive Penderghast : [about the Cross Your Heart Club]  Last year's cause celebre was the changing of the school mascot,

  Principal Gibbons : [Cut to basketball game, last year]  Give it up for your very own BLUE DEVILS!

  [crowd screams] 

  Woodchuck Todd : WOOO! Blue Devils!

  [does a flip and scores a basket] 

  Woodchuck Todd : Yeah! Wooo!

  Marianne : [Cut to Marianne handing out pamphlets]  How can we exhibit school pride when we're conveyed to others as Satan worshipers?

  Olive Penderghast : Now, thankfully, we're the much less intimidating...

  Principal Gibbons : [Cut to game, this year]  Give it up for the woodchucks!

  [Crowd is silent] 

  Woodchuck Todd : The woodchucks! Ar-ra-ra!

  [pretends to chuck wood] 

  Woodchuck Todd : Wooo!

  Rhiannon : I liked Todd much better when he was topless.

• Marianne : Seems as if someone's on a downward spiral.

  [stapling papers] 

  Olive Penderghast : Seems as if someone's practicing the mundane activity she'll be saddled with the rest of her pathetic life.

• Marianne : You're going to hell!

  Olive Penderghast : Just as long as *you* won't be there

  Marianne : [Forceful]  I can assure you; I won't.

• Marianne : [to Olive]  You've made your bed... I just hope for your sake, you've cleaned the sheets.