Easy A (2010)

Jameson Moss: Evan

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Quotes 

• Olive Penderghast : You know, the sad thing is, Evan, if you'd been a gentleman and maybe asked me out on a date, I might've said yes.

  Evan : Really? Do you wanna go out with me?

  Olive Penderghast : Not now I don't, shit-dick.

• Evan : Don't get mad, but Brandon told me what you did for him.

  Olive Penderghast : [believes he's talking about sex]  Ah, well, rest assured it was equally as thrilling for me.

  [purrs] 

  Evan : No, he told me the truth.

  [Olive looks at him] 

  Evan : I was just hoping that maybe you could do the same for me?

  Olive Penderghast : Goodbye, Evan.

  [turns to go] 

  Evan : Wait! Wait, I can pay you!

  Olive Penderghast : [faces him again]  I am about six seconds away from slapping you so hard your *teeth* will bleed!

  Evan : [excited]  Can you do it in front of everyone?