The Simpsons (TV Series)
Treehouse of Horror XIX (2008)
Karl Wiedergott: Three-Way, John Wayne
Quotes
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John Wayne : [to Prince] Little Sister, is that mustache coming or going?
Prince : Well your wife likes it.
John Wayne : [chuckles] You're okay, goofy grape.
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Krusty The Klown : [from "How to Get Away with Dead-vertsing"; panning up from Homer in Times Square, Manhatten, NYC to Celebrity Heaven. Here, the celebrities that Homer just killed the preceding montage, including local Springfieldian Krusty the Klown, are angry at Homer from down below] We just can't sit here while they exploit our images!
[Krusty turns on the TV, showing a advertisement for stockswapper.org featuring footage of John Wayne]
Announcer : [on TV] Hey, John Wayne. Have you heard of stockswapper.org's low, low transaction fees?
John Wayne : [nine shots of him from his film with a lead role] Sounds... like... quite... a... deal... pilgrim! I hate... trans-... -action... fees.
["fees" refers to his dedicated memorial]