South Park (TV Series)

Breast Cancer Show Ever (2008)

Matt Stone: Kyle Broflovski, Butters, Tall Goth, Craig

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Quotes 

• [Everyone is watching Wendy fight Cartman] 

  Butters : Fuck him up, Wendy!

• Butters : [in lunch]  Geez, I can't believe Wendy's fighting you after school.

  Token Black : She is *pissed* off.

  Eric Cartman : [confident]  She is *not* gonna show up to a fight, dawg; I'm sure she's already trying to figure out a way to get out of it.

  Clyde Donovan : Hey, check it out; she's totally staring you down.

  [Wendy, who looks angry, is staring unblinking at Cartman] 

  Clyde Donovan : She sure seems confident. You should probably go easy on her, dude; you don't wanna put her in the hospital or anything.

  Eric Cartman : [getting less confident]  Yeah, I'm just gonna teach her a lesson; I'm not gonna totally... kick her ass...

  [Wendy makes a fist with her right hand and punches her open left hand. Cartman starts to get extremely worried] 

  Jimmy : Can't go too easy on her, though; God forbid she gets in a g-good punch and b-beats you.

  Butters : Yeah; if you got beat up by a girl, everyone would think you were a faggot.

  [Cartman's confidence plummets and he panics, as all he sees is Wendy's face] 

• Butters : Eric, what's going on? Everyone's saying you got detention on purpouse to get out of fighting Wendy

  Eric Cartman : What? That's ridiculous!

  Butters : But some people think you crapped on the teacher's desk to get out of the fight!

  Eric Cartman : That's not why I did it!

  Craig : Then why'd you crap on Garrison's desk?

  Eric Cartman : Because, I'm hardcore! Y'know, I'm anti-establishment, that's how I roll dogs, I do hardcore stuff like that!

  Butters : That's what I said! I told everyone outside "Cartman ain't scared of fighting Wendy, he'd do it if he could!"

  Eric Cartman : Damn straight! I just got all punk rock, and got detention y'know, just a bad dude!

  Craig : OK, that's good, because we've moved the fight the first thing in the morning tommorow!

  Jimmy : Before school starts, everyone's gonna get there early!

  Eric Cartman : Huh?

  Butters : That way, it won't matter if you get detention

  Mr Mackey : [in the background]  Eric, get your buns back here, mkay!

  Jimmy : Wendy said she'd be here an hour before school starts, see you in the morning, ch-ch-champ!

  Wendy Testaburger : [Cartman goes back to the chair he sat on, and finds Wendy knocking on the window]  Tomorrow morning, you fucking die tomorrow morning!